Your room asked for honesty
Get roasted. Get redesigned.
Upload a photo for an AI-powered interior roast worth sharing, then get a practical redesign plan that turns every punchline into a better space.
First roast free. No design degree—or thick skin—required.
Roast preview
“Your beige walls have officially stopped trying.”
The RoomRoast promise
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Funny, never personal
We roast questionable decor—not the person living with it.
02
Specific, not generic
Every verdict responds to the room you actually upload.
03
A joke with a next step
The Fix-It Plan turns the burn into useful design direction.
From burn to beautiful
One photo. Three satisfying acts.
RoomRoast makes interior design feel less precious. Laugh at the problem, understand it, then decide how far you want to take the fix.
Step 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. RoomRoast reads the layout, palette, furniture, lighting, and the corners you hoped nobody would notice.
Step 2
Receive a savage roast
Get a specific, playful critique built for sharing—not a generic list of interior-design rules.
Step 3
Fix what got roasted
Turn every punchline into an actionable redesign plan with a visual direction, prioritized changes, and shopping ideas.
Duel mode
Put two rooms in. Only one keeps its dignity.
Compare your space with a friend’s, get a head-to-head verdict, and share the result. It is competitive interior design without pretending anybody owns a tape measure.
VS
Friendship, stress-tested
One room. One big comeback.
The Fix-It Plan — £19 GBP one time.
One focused redesign plan for the room that just got read. No tiers, no recurring bill, no awkward subscription breakup.
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Before you expose the room
Fair questions. Unfair curtains.
Your room can take it
Ready to hear what the sofa won’t say?
Upload a photo, get the verdict, and leave with a room worth defending.